Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A ginger rapping.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Hitler is my role model

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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This is not a joke.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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The WNBA.

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