- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

a banana

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

did you ever see a butter fly?

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Punchline.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

steves legs

Turtles

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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