Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Icecream

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What does a man like. food.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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i heart wiener

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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My children are mistakes

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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