Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Baseball

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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This is not Will Smith.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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