A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Slavery lol

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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drugs.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Fruitcake

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Noah is Smart.

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