knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Pianca going ham

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An Irishman stays home

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A scottish man having fun

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Hey Caleb.

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Oliver's friends

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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