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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Slavery

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

beiber i straight

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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