What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Dear John,

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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