What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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knock knock you may come in

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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i am predestal

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A homeless person dies.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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