How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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womans rights

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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cheese

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gay marriage.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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gays

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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