- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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