What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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