Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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