Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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