Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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