You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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