- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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