- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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