Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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. . I am a whale

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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