- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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