Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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dat shoe shine tho

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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