What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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american idol

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Refridgerator.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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