Who is big and stupid My brother

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Lil Wayne

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

swag

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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