"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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