Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Jesus Christ

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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