Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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