Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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