Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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