- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

sky silverstein

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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