- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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