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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.