a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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