Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Tilt your screen back

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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