What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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