Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Feminism

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Tilt your screen back

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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