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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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