What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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