A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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