What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Joesph Triphook.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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