- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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