- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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