- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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