- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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