- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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