what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

David Cameron

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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