- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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