Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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