- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.