- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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