Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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penis in the camel

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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