yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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