Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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