What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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