- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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