What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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The american education system.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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