What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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