- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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