what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A man goes to the potty.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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